I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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