I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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