I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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