Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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