she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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