It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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