So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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