I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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