And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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