taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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