Where is the hickey?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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