Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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