Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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