dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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