.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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