Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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