You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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