WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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