Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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