we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
im on a boat
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