There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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