my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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