come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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