discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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