its not stalking. its research.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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