I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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