Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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