I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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