I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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