apparently the secret to your success is patron
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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