what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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