the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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