Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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