didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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