why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
