do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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