It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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