Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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