And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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