am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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