Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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