Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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