Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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