I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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