question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
