After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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