I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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