did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you never un-have a 4some
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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