More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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