have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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