I want to stick my p in your. b.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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