Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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