I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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