what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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